As if…
You know your life has changed when your choice of exercise—and the only free time you have away from the baby or not at work— is a 45 minute stationary bike ride of simulated hills in a 10×10, un-air conditioned room with 30 other girls, sweating like pigs in the middle of Manhattan purely for the 600 calorie burn payoff. What makes that scenario only that much more unappealing is the invitation I just received in my inbox with the subject line: SUPERMODEL CYCLE. Oh yes, lucky me….” Come join us for a night of inspiration and celebration as you ride alongside VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGELS Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton and Lindsay Ellingson!” Well the good news is my life hasn’t changed that much. My track-panted fat ass wouldn’t be caught dead riding for my life in a room full of supermodels even if it’s for a great cause. Join me instead in donating to Pelotonia to help fight cancer.
