Conan’s New Fan
I don’t function on anything less than 8 hours of sleep which, means in reality it’s a rare night when my lights aren’t out by 10. This also means that beyond thinking Jimmy Fallon is kinda hot and watching Dave’s confession of shenanigans for the sake of book sales, I couldn’t tell you who’s on what network at what time, and really couldn’t give a shit about this whole late night shakedown. If I didn’t regularly troll gossip sites (we produce a gossip magazine so I do it for business purposes
), I would have entirely missed out on just how funny Conan O’Brien really is. Between his dignified explanation of his “departure” and last night’s “I’m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history” stand-up routine, this is a guy worth staying up late for!
Hey Conan, if you’re looking for a job, career advice or a drinking partner, I’m here for ya!

January 27th, 2010 at 5:01 am
He departed with 40 million in addition to the bank account! I believe we’ll be seeing him back on tv soon! go Conan!