Archive for May, 2010

My new job… Try on, wear and then show all of you the fantastic clothes coming out from the The Limited!  In the next couple of weeks I’ll have a full-fledged announcement to make regarding our new partnership, but in the mean time, wanted to give you little taste of what I’ve been up to [...]

Surprised Kimmy on Sunday with tickets to Chelsea Handler at Radio City Music Hall for her birthday.   Put my book tour to shame – she’s hysterical (my abs hurt from laughing so hard after her telling the story of rubbing herself raw upon discovering masturbation) and has her own life-sized cut-out for crazy fans (and [...]

Imagine this scenario: toiling over your computer (or typewriter), trying to find the right words to express the right points in the right tone, in order to complete the project of your lifetime… the one you’re certain will bring you the ultimate sense of achievement and happiness.
I can imagine it pretty perfectly, actually. For this [...]

As you may have heard, we’re back on the road with The Limited and I couldn’t be more excited. What I wasn’t so excited about was when a woman came up to me while I was holding this baby in my arms and said, with utter sincerity, “You’re going to make a great grandmother.”